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| Muffie in a general sense Muffie is a name a silly little 13 year old girl made up for herself in band. Anyone who needs to know her real name, already does! Anyway, Muffie is a dork who likes to act like a moron in public. Her daily schedule includes hugging small children and sticking her tongue out at random civilians. Her musical taste (taste?) includes all forms of novelty, Things that make Muffie giggle: Muffie finds pleasure in playing her plastic accordion, listening to her loser music, and glueing small fuzzy animals to her bedroom wall. In her spare time, Muffie maintains her webpage Dork 4 Life and talks to her toaster, Charlie. Stephen King and Edgar Allen Poe are Muffie's favorite authors. Muffie advises anyone who hasn't read It by Stephen King to do so. Her best friend ever is Salvador, her gay Candadian imaginary friend. ^.^ Things that frighten Muffie: Clowns, mimes and peacocks frighten Muffie very much. Where as clowns and mimes are just plain wrong, she is very frightened of peacocks going insane and mauling random people while they are freely frolicking around zoos. Cheesy pop such as Backstreet Boys, N Sync, and Britney Spears are something Muffie despises very much. She dislikes people who are mean.. especially when they are mean to her! Muffie also frightens herself. I mean, she sat here writing about herself in third person. Is that normal? (~_^) |
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